Kansas City, MO -- A Missouri woman is suing a local steakhouse, claiming the owner smacked her in the face with a hunk of raw beef when she complained her meat was overcooked. But the restaurant's lawyer claims the man didn't slap her -- he merely gave her two raw steaks to take home and prepare to her own taste.

NEW DELHI, India -- Is cow dung the solution to the rising nuclear tension between India and Pakistan? One Hindu organization in India thinks so. The Uttar Pradesh Cow Protection Commission is recommending folks coat themselves in cow manure to protect themselves from radiation burns caused by nuclear attack. The Commission also recommends spreading cow poop on the walls and roof of your home, reports ananova.com.

CHENNAI, India -- Traffic cops in Chennai, India, are taking dance lessons to help them direct traffic more "gracefully." Authorities also hope the dancing in the streets helps them feel more motivated and relaxed.

LONDON -- A website called mannotincluded.com is launching soon in hopes to be the first online outlet for lesbians to get sperm for artificial insemination. The site, which will be fully operational July 8, will provide the service at a hefty $1,300 per sperm serving, but will allow folks to home inseminate and keep all dealings completely private.

SYDNEY, Australia -- A man who was hamming it up in an Australian saloon by wearing pork chops on his feet has gotten himself and the bar into a slippery situation. Another patron, who slipped on the pork grease and hurt himself, is now suing the bar for $140,000 for negligence.

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