New York, NY -- As if terrorism and global warming aren't enough, the world is now suffering from a bikini crisis.

The crisis isn't a shortage, but instead a shift in body types that bikini designers have yet to accommodate for, reports "Stuff" magazine in its upcoming (May 21) issue.

The problem is that bikinis were originally designed to be worn by women with trim bodies and small breasts.

But the modern day female form is a thin, muscular woman with a very big chest, which many bikini designs don't take into account.

Fashion experts say since today's women can't find a bikini that fits properly, fewer and fewer women are buying the skimpy suits, which amounts to a crisis in the magazine's opinion because "the planet suffers for it."

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