Los Angeles, CA -- This news could deflate some male egos: A female punk band has just written the world's first protest song against men with small private parts.

The members of the L.A.-based punk band Betty Blowtorch say they wrote their protest ditty -- called "Size Queen" -- to let men know the dirty truth: Size DOES matter to women.

Lead singer Bianca Butthole says most women won't mention the size issue because they fear shriveling the fragile male ego.

The song will appear on Betty Blowtorch's upcoming CD, "Are You Man Enough?" and features a guest rap by Vanilla Ice, who brags about being "10 inches tall."

Bianca admits she was skeptical about Ice's claim at first but after inspecting his manhood, she claims he's lived up to his advance billing.

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