New York, NY (WFN) -- Shaquille O'Neal has a rap music career rapping but he'll soon be grunging up music stores with a rock CD.

O'Neal tells "Penthouse" magazine that he's recording a rock album with Kiss bassist Gene Simmons and is considering remaking Twisted Sister's "We're Not Gonna Take It" and "Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield.

That's not all. The 30-year-old basketball star says he plans to retire in two years and become a sheriff.

O'Neal has already passed the police academy reserve test and merely has to figure out what courses to take to become "Sheriff Shaq."

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