Norwich, CT -- The true value of the internet has just been realized: it's helping people flush out their favorite toilet papers.

A website called ToiletPaperWorld.com has just completed a survey of the world's favorite toilet paper -- and the winners are...

-- Charmin, which TP fans rank No. 1 for bottoms because of its "thick, spongy sheets."

-- Cottonelle, came in No. 2 for its good "performance" and clean perforations.

-- In third place is Quilted Northern, which is touted for having a "comfortable texture."

-- Bringing up the rear is Scott One-Ply, which is nice and thick despite its name.

ToiletPaperWorld.com president Kenn Fischburg says Charmin's plush paper is so coveted that the maker keeps its manufacturing method top secret.

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