San Francisco, CA -- Would you want to read a porn novel featuring Marie Osmond as the heroine?

Believe it or not, Osmond is the inspiration behind a series of erotic stories by writer Sage Vivant, who runs a company that creates custom porn novels.

The company publishes about 100 kinky novels a year and while most customers want to be the stars of their own stories, a few kinky kooks have commissioned sex stories featuring Osmond.

One Osmond fan asked Vivant to whip up a tale about a fantasy threeway between Marie, Sandy Duncan and Valerie Bertinelli.

However, Vivant says most of her customers request naughty stories that involve their regular partners, not celebrities.

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