The Treasury Department has announced that it is recalling all of the new Alabama quarters that were recently issued.

"This comes in the wake of numerous reports to this agency that the quarters will not work in parking meters, tollbooths, vending machines, pay phones or other coin operated devices. We believe the problem lies in a design flaw," stated the Undersecretary.

The winning design for the Alabama quarter was submitted by Auburn University student Earl Dudley. Apparently, the duct tape holding the two dimes and a nickel together keeps jamming the coin-operated devices.