A redhead, a brunette and a blonde are about to be electrocuted. The guard allows each of them to say one thing before they go into the electric chair.

The brunette is first and says, "God, please spare me," and she is spared.

The redhead is next and says, "Please, let me live," and she lives.

Last is the blonde. She looks at the guard and says, "The electric chair is unplugged!"