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» Rehabilitation Meeting

A group of prisoners were attending their rehabilitation meeting. Their assignment was to each stand up in turn, state their name and admit to the other inmates what crime they had committed.

The first prisoner stood up and said, "My name is Stuart and I'm in for armed robbery."

Everyone gave him approving looks and pats on the back for admitting his wrongdoing.

The next prisoner stood up and said, "My name is Dennis and I'm in for murder."

Again, there was a round of approving looks and pats on the back. This continued around the circle until it was the last inmate's turn.

He stood up and said, "My name is Louie and I'm not saying what I'm in for."

"Come on now, Louie," the group leader said, "in order for you to make any progress, you must disclose what your crime was. Now, tell us what you're in for."

"Ok, ok," Louie said, "I'm in for screwing dogs."

A disgusted look came over the other prisoners as they yelled, "That is disgusting! How LOW can you go!?"

"Chihuahuas," Louie replied.

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