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» How To Call The Police

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. Upon closer inspection, George could see that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked, "Is someone in your house?"

George said, "No."

The police then said, ""All the patrols are busy. You should simply lock your door and an officer will be out within an hour or so."

George said, "OK," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you less than a minute ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them because I've just shot them all." He then hung up.

Within five minutes, three police cars, an armed response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George replied, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

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