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» Last Meal Request

Three prisoners were scheduled to be executed. The warden asked them what they wanted to have for their last meal.

"Lasagna," the first replied. The warden served him his lasagna, then escorted him to his execution.

"I'd like lobster," the second prisoner said. The warden served him his lobster, then led him to his execution.

The third prisoner said, "I'd like a big bowl of strawberries, topped with whipped cream."

"Sorry, but strawberries are out of season," the warden said.

"Ah, that's ok. I'll wait!" replied the prisoner.

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