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» Finding The Perfect Place

An old man had entered a relationship with a younger woman. Unfortunately, he was unable to last very long before reaching an orgasm. Being a caring man, he was concerned that he was disappointing his new lover, so he called his doctor for advice. The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. Wanting to do what he could to help the situation, the man decided to give it a try.

He spent the remainder of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the washroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but that didn't seem very safe. Finally, he felt he had thought of the perfect place.

On his way home, he pulled his truck over to the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.

He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to an orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and uttered, "What?"

"This is the police. What the hell are you doing?" a voice growled.

Startled, the man replied, "I'm ummmmmm, I'm checking the rear axle, it's busted."

"Well, you'd better check your brakes too!" the cop snapped. "Your truck rolled down the hill a few minutes ago!"

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