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» Magazine Photographer

A photographer for a well-known magazine was assigned to take pictures of a major forest fire. He was told that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire.

The photographer arrived at the airstrip about an hour before sundown. Sure enough, there sat a small Cessna airplane. He quickly jumped in with his equipment and yelled, "Let's go!" The tense man sitting in the pilot's seat swung the plane into the wind and they were soon in the air, although they were flying quite erratically.

"Fly over the north side of the fire," the photographer instructed, "and make several low-level passes."

"What for?" asked the nervous pilot.

"Because I'm going to take pictures!" snapped the photographer. "I'm a photographer and that's what photographers do!"

After a lengthy pause, the 'pilot' exclaimed, "You mean you're not my instructor?"

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