A farmer had three beautiful daughters and all of them had dates on Friday night. One by one the local boys came by to pick them up.

The first boy arrived and said, "Hi, I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty, we're going steady, is she ready?"

The farmer called Betty and she and Eddie went on their way.

The second boy arrived and said, "Hi, I'm Moe, I'm here to pick up Flo, we're going to the show, is she ready to go?"

The farmer called Flo and she and Moe went on their way.

The third boy arrived in an old, beat up pick-up, came to the door and said, "Hi, I'm Chuck"

The farmer shot him.