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» Look Out Mommy

A little girl and her mom were standing in the check out line at the grocery store. In front of them stood a really huge woman.

The little girl looked the woman over, then turned to her mom and loudly said, "Boy, that lady sure is fat, isn't she mommy?"

Embarrassed, the mother tried to quiet her little girl down.

A few minutes later, the little girl yelled out, "Mommy, she's the biggest lady I've ever seen!"

The mother was now totally embarrassed. Bending over, she quietly scolded her little girl, "We don't talk that way about people. Now, I don't ever want you to do that again."

The scolding seemed to calm the little girl down, until the woman's pager went off a couple of minutes later.

"Look out mommy, she's backing up!" yelled the little girl.

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