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» Planting a Garden

A wife wrote a letter to her husband in prison:

"I would like to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When would be the best time to plant them?"

The prisoner, aware that the prison guards read all mail, wrote a letter back:

"Dear Wife, Do NOT touch the back garden, whatever you do. That is where I have all the gold hidden."

A week later, the prisoner received another letter from his wife:

"You are not going to believe this. Some men came to the house with shovels and dug up the entire back yard."

The prisoner then wrote his wife again:

"Dear, NOW is the best time to plant the lettuce!"

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