A priest and nun are riding a camel through the desert, when the camel collapses and dies from heat exhaustion. Feeling they will both die soon, the priest asks the nun if there is anything she would like to do that she has never done before.

"I have never seen a naked man before," replies the nun.

"My heavens, sister," the shocked priest says, "I can't believe you would say such a thing, but since it is your dying wish, I shall fulfill it."

The priest removes his clothes and the surprised nun points between his legs and asks, "What is that?"

"This is my staff of life, sister," the priest explains. "I can put it in your hole and create life."

"I have a better idea," suggests the nun. "Stick it in the camel and let's get the hell out of here!"