Three nuns were having a conversation, when the first nun said, "I was cleaning in the Father's room the other day and you'll never guess what I found. A stack of pornograhic magazines!"

"What did you do?" asked the other nuns.

"I threw them straight into the trash!" the first nun replied.

"I think I can top that. I was putting laundry away in the Father's room and I found a bunch of condoms!" said the second nun.

"Oh, dear!" the other nuns gasped.

"What did you do?" asked the first nun.

"I poked holes in all of them," the second nun answered with a giggle.

The third nun turned white and fainted.