"Oh, my," the priest says, "Was it with Janice Cook?"

"I’d rather not reveal who it was with," John replies.

"Was it with Cindy Jones?" asks the priest.

"I would rather not say," replies John.

So, the priest grants John absolution and John leaves. As he was leaving the church, John's friend asks him, "Well, did you receive absolution?"

"Yes, and I also received a couple of good leads!" John answers.