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A woman approached a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for such a long, happy life?"

"Well, ma'am, I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also eat fatty foods, never exercise and drink a case of whiskey a week."

"That's amazing," she said. "May I ask how old you are?"

"Twenty-six."

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