A man and a woman are sitting next to each other on a flight. Suddenly, the man sneezes, whips out his dick and wipes the tip off.

Unable to believe what she just saw, the woman decides that her eyes must be playing tricks on her.

A few minutes later, the man sneezes again. He immediately whips out his dick and wipes the tip off.

The woman is going nuts. She just can't believe that such a disgustingly rude person exists.

A few minutes later, the man sneezes yet again. Once more he whips out his dick and wipes the tip off.

By now the woman has had enough. She turns to the man and says, "Three times you have sneezed and each time you have removed your penis from your pants and wiped it off. What the hell are you?"

The man replies, "I have a very rare condition that causes me to have an orgasm each time I sneeze."

"How strange," the woman says. "What are you taking anything for it?"

"Pepper," he replies.