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» Surgeon's Note

A young woman with purple hair styled into a Mohawk, wearing strange clothing and sporting a variety of tattoos entered the hospital emergency room.

Upon examining her it was quickly determined that she had acute appendicitis and was scheduled for immediate surgery.

When she was on the operating table, completely disrobed, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and there was a tattoo above it which read, 'Keep off the grass'.

After the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, saying, 'Sorry, had to mow the lawn'.

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