Chinese Laundry Shop
A tourist is walking through San Francisco's Chinatown, fascinated by all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. As he turns a corner, he catches sight of a building with a sign, 'Jerzy Dudek's Chinese Laundry'.

"Jerzy Dudek?" he thinks to himself. "How in the world does that fit in here?"

So, he enters the shop and sees an old Chinese man behind the counter. Approaching him, the tourist asks, "How did this place get a name like Jerzy Dudek's Chinese Laundry?"

"Is name of owner," answers the old man.

"Well, who and where is the owner?" asks the tourist.

"Me, is right here," replies the old man.

"You? How did you ever get a name like Jerzy Dudek?" the puzzled tourist asks.

"Is simple," the old man says. "Many, many year ago when come to this country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in front is Jewish gentleman from Poland. Lady look at him and go, 'What your name?' He say, 'Jerzy Dudek'.

Then she look at me and go, 'What your name?'

I say, 'Sem Ting'."